Overwatch SniperSmurf copypasta

Hello ItsTheRubyness. It’s nice to meet you, but it’s even better to meet me. my name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total, and I specialize in stickin’ it straight up the fucking culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open them cheeks nice and wide. I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knuckle-fuck them all the way up to the palm right up the butt-cunt til they feel burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like IcyHot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I’d gladdly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don’t you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poo-poo on my peter, and a lot of shit on my dick from stickin’ it straight up their ass. Now let’s go, team.


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