Raging boner

How the fuck…. I’m 35 and I was getting raging boners since I was 3.

Parents used to say that means you’re “happy”.

I’d run around like a madman, naked, screaming about how happy I am.

Turns out touching it made me happier.

Parents told me I can’t do that in public I need to go to my room.

All the time I’d pop up and run away. Parents ask what I’m doing.

I’M GOING TO MY ROOM TO TOUCH MY PENIS BECAUSE YOU WON’T LET ME ANYWHERE ELSE!

#Raging #boner

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