Rian Johnson Traumatized me

I went to go visit my therapist, and he pulled down his face mask to reveal he was actually Rian Johnson. Then he stuck his hand down my throat and pulled out my childhood, proceeding to curb stomp it on the ground. As I was crying, he got down, stripped, started humping it and saying he liked it when his movies have a 50/50 split of love and hate. My memories of my favorite racist Disney cartoons are slowly fading, and I know I’m extremely traumatized and need to seek therapeutic help, but I’m afraid he’ll usurp each therapist I go to…

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What do you think?

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