Santa ain’t no narc

Twas the night before Christmas 

And all through the hood

Not a creature was stirring

Not even a blud

When santa came down 

He asked with a sneer

“Yo, ho ho ho 

have them ho hoes been here?”

I noticed his bag, it looked pretty full

So I pulled out my heat, popped a cap in his skull. 

But to my surprise, he didn’t go down

He pulled out a glock, and then went to town

When all the dust settled,

I was alive

And there was ‘ol nick

Who was dead by my side

I ripped open his sack

And pulled out that junk

It came tumbling down

With a mighty big thunk

Then, to my surprise 

When I took a look

It seemed that old santa

Was quite the mad crook

Inside of that sack

Lay a dozen coke bricks

A million greens

And a dynamite stick

Could he been a narc?

Nah, I said with a grin

There wasn’t no wire

Laying ‘neath his fat chin

So I scooped up the blow

And I took a nice whiff

Then I picked up my heat

And said “that’s a nice gift!”

#Santa #aint #narc

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  1. Twas the night 🌙 before 😂 Christmas 🎅

    And all 💯 through the hood 💯😈

    Not a creature 💯 was stirring 💯👌👀

    Not even 🌃 a blud

    When ⏰ santa 🎅🏻 came 💦🍁 down 🔻

    He 👨 asked ❓ with a sneer 😤

    “Yo 👋, ho 😏👅🎅🏼 ho 🎅 ho 🎅

    have them ho 🍑 hoes 👯 been here?”

    I 👁 noticed 👀 his 💦 bag 💪🏻💰, it looked 👀 pretty 👸 full 🈵

    So I ✊👁 pulled 😈 out my heat 🔥☄, popped 💥 a cap 🧢 in his 💦 skull 💀👽.

    But 🍑 to my surprise 😱😵, he 👨 didn’t go 🏃👳 down ⬇

    He 👨 pulled ✊ out a glock 🔫, and then went 🏃🏻 to town 🏭🏚🏘

    When 🍑😩🕐 all 💦😤😩 the dust 💨 settled 👍,

    I 👁🖐 was alive ✔

    And there was ‘ol 👴👵 nick 🦊😫💩

    Who was dead 💀 by my side 👳

    I 👁 ripped 👌 open 👐 his 💦 sack 💰

    And pulled 😈 out that junk 🍆

    It came 💦😫 tumbling 💦 down ⬇

    With a mighty 🔍 big 🍆 thunk 🤔

    Then, to my surprise 😱

    When ⏰ I 👁 took 👫 a look 👀

    It seemed 🚹🚤 that old 👴 santa 🎅

    Was quite 🎩 the mad 😡🙎🏼‍♀️ crook 👌🏽

    Inside 💠 of that sack 💰

    Lay 💏 a dozen 🌹 coke 🍻 bricks 💵

    A million ⚡ greens 💚

    And a dynamite 🧨🔥 stick 🍆💦

    Could he 👥 been a narc?

    Nah 🚫, I 👁 said 👱🏿💬🙈 with a grin 😀

    There wasn’t no ❌🚫 wire 🚒

    Laying 🛏 ‘neath his 💦 fat 🎅 chin 🤔

    So I 👁 scooped up ⬆ the blow 💥

    And I 👁 took 👫 a nice 💦😇🙀 whiff 🌸👃💨

    Then I 👁 picked ⚒🔛 up ☝ my heat 🔥

    And said 🗣 “that’s ✔ a nice 🔥 gift 🎁!”

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