Script for a new daredevil movie, taken from r/marvelstudios

What if we were to bring… an incredibly hot but skeptical female into the mix?

And then that way, whenever Matt’s not out busting heads because he heard crime, he’s back at the apartment performing outrageous sexual experiments on her supple young body. Now, here’s the twist, and there is a twist. We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all super hero movies these days, guys? Full penetration. Guys, we’re going to show full penetration, and we’re going to show a lot of it.

I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Matt Murdock really going to town on this hot, young lady. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl– all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones.

And then he hears crime again. He’s out busting heads. Then he’s back to the apartment for some more full penetration. Hears crime, back to the apartment, full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration… And this goes on and on, and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.


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