Honestly, I don’t know why people like sex. It’s so bad. I tried it with your mom, it was pretty shitty(probably because she was shitting all over the place like the fat fuck that she is). I tried with some sussy wussy furry femboys, and they started pissing on me. I tried to do it with my sister, and she sliced my balls off with her 69 inch katana. Then she went to fuck our dad instead, so she basically cucked me. I’ll be giving my dad a very good talking to for cheating on me(no homo btw). So after I lost my balls, truck-kun hit me at 420 miles per hour. I was sent 21 light years away, all the way to Madghosts.
Thank you for cumming to my TED talk.