So our star player is gay now, and he keeps telling us he wants to marry his cousin. I thought it was a joke at first, but now I’m not so sure.

So I (M18) am a wide receiver on our school’s football team. I’ve been on the team all four years of high school, and between you and me, I’ve gotten my fair share of chicks and seen some weird relationships. But nothing like this. One of our players (M19), the best on the team, threw a banger party last week and we all got drunk as fuck. It was great, but some weird stuff happened with a chick that was apparently a guy?? I have no idea if this relates to our star player, but he hasn’t been the same since. He insists on wearing a skirt to practice these days, and we don’t argue because A. he’s our best player and B. for some fucking reason it actually makes him a better player. We’d be fine with it except for the fact that every free chance he gets, he talks about how much he likes guys, and especially his cousin. I used to be close with him, but I’m extremely homophobic (as everyone should be) and have distanced myself from him. He’s throwing another party this weekend, dudes only (what???) and I don’t think I’m going to go. AITA?

Edit: No we do not live in Alabama
Edit 2: Why are people still asking about Alabama?
Edit 3: You know what? Yeah. We live in Alabama. Weirdos


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