some “dad joke” a fella i know made

A man asked his perpetual bachelor friend, “Why aren’t you married?” The man replied, “Well I’ve dated a lot of people, but when I brought them home, my mother didn’t like them.” His friend thought for a moment and said, “I’ve got a perfect solution: Date someone who’s just like your mother.” A few months later they met again, and the man’s friend asked, “Did you find the right one?” The man frowned. “Yes, I found the perfect person–just like my mother–and my mother was very happy.” The friend said, “Then what’s the problem?” The man replied, “My father didn’t like her.”


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