someguy defending underage cookie run r34

BUT MY FANDOM WIKIA SAYS IT’S 12!!!! IMAGES OF CARTOON COOKIES IS AS DANGEROUS AS ACTUALLY TOUCHING KIDS!!! don’t you dare bring logic into this or I will backpedal and move the goal posts into pointing out that it’s “still weird” which is somehow an indictment. Cue 999 pages of circular arguments because I can’t simply accept that I’m arguing about something utterly pointless that has no bearing on any real world problem, because I don’t like it and I don’t want other people to be able to enjoy it and thus I must post-rationalize excuses for why it is immoral, or illegal, but probably only one at a time so I can juggle and conflate the two to drag the needless argument out a few hundred more comments. I MUST HAVE ATTENTION!!! PLEASE LISTEN TO MEEEE!!!!!! I’ve failed basic debate. Now, I must tell “p3d0z” to “KYS” because nothing says Moral High Ground like suicide baiting people over drawings. Who, after all, could argue with seething irrational hatred against the peds! I will intentionally ignore the fact that all of the truly valid reasons to hate kid diddlers doesn’t apply to lolisho people and hopefully nobody will notice. I don’t know how U.S. law works, but I will point to clauses ruled constitutionally overbroad to PROVE that this fan drawing of a fucking anthro cookie is LITERALLY ILLEGAL. I will entirely ignore that following this logic fucking South Park would also be illegal. Look out though. Drawings really are dangerous. Check it out: 1. Jack off to Gingerbrave 2. ??? 3. COMMITTING IRL CRIME! You see, the human brain is simply incapable of separating between a fantasy and reality. It’s bound to need the real thing! Well, for this specific thing. For incest, or zoophilia, or violence, or almost any other crime, it’s totally A-OK. Furry images are totally fine because… You see, Grand Theft Auto is different from this, because, uhhhhh….. EITHER WAY, they’re clearly going to want the real thing. How do I know? I mean, of course, it’s obvious, I don’t need evidence. Besides, even if only a couple people ever commit real crimes that you could arguably tie to fantasy drawings, it’s totally worth curbing freedom of expression for this cause. People shouldn’t be able to express immoral wrong think, because, forget personal responsibility, blame the drawings! The drawings touched your kids. We’re not even going to get into the more reasonable theory that lolisho could be a safe outlet for dangerous impulses because it would completely ruin my argument, and besides, I don’t want to save kids, I just want retribution and hatred. Oops, I said a little too much. Wow, what a day. All of that arguing has made me tired. I am going to go back to Twitter now and talk about how much I “hate it here” knowing deep down that the biggest enemy to me enjoying things is myself, and I take that out on everyone else who refuses to play by the sanitized advertiser friendly rules of the Modern Web. did I miss anything? No? OK good, then we can consider this thought thread closed.


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