Spicy Cheese Stuffed Crust and my Burning Asshole

Dude. Just tried this spicy cheese suffed crust from Pizza Hut. Wasn’t that spicy, until the shits started. My anus has never felt so hot. I have an ice pack between my cheeks right now. Worst part is the pizza gave me the runs too, so the only small amount of reprieve I get from my asshole burning like the sword of Micheal, only lasts about 30 minutes before I shit out my guts again. 0/10

(Credit to u/The_Alt-Knight)


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