Stressful American Life

Let’s say rent doubles by the time we hit Retirement Age (about 63 years old). So a shitty apartment would cost $4k a month here in California. Let’s slum it up and call it 3k, we’ll be optimistic and assume we live to 90.

$3,000/mo for 27 years = $972,000.

Let’s get wild and say we wanna eat and be warm; We spend $2,000 a month on Food, A/C, Heating and various services Elderly people need done around the house.

$2,000/mo for 27 years =$54,000

$972,000 + $54,000 = $1,026,000.

NEWS FLASH! : “Retiring a Millionaire” isn’t some bullshit Hollywood fantasy, you ignorant pieces of shit. It’s the bare fucking minimum….

Work hard now in your prime while you can and save that money for when your body can no longer work, you’ll need it then. Trust me, your ENTIRE body hurts once you get old. Look, anyone telling you not to worry about your future is probably some tight-ass with 3 mil in his Roth IRA and probably dresses like a bum ironically. What’s my point? Work hard in your prime while you can. People adapt, I’ll learn a way. Definitely won’t be to code, anyone who tells you to ” Learn to code ” is a piece of shit who has never seen real struggle. Anyway, I forgot what the fuck I was saying but, for the love of God, get serious, tough times are coming and there’s nothing wrong with being financially smart. Start buying $2 t-shirts. 7 should be enough for the entire year. Shop at the dollar store for hygiene products. We’re in a recession, act like it. Stop donating to charity, you’re only paying some rich asshole’s taxes via a 501(c). Figure it out! Time’s ticking.

But don’t stress out. That shit can kill you.


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