(Inner monologue) oh my god. Ten minutes until midnight. I’ve been dreaming of this moment for a full month. Tommorow is the 7th, the day that all employees and associates of Walmart get a 20% discount on all items. (I start dreaming of every item I can- NO! WILL get. Knockoff ps3 controller, some ruffles cheese and bacon chips, and the big ticket item, the 400$ mini arcade cabinet. Think about it. 400$ – 20%. That’s like,… a whole bajillion dollars saved! (I look back at the clock) ah! Three minutes and 38 seconds. This is going to be the best day of my life!
Ps. Wrote this god awful shitpost, while taking a shit while on break at walmart. If in the area, could you drop a pipe bomb off here so that I can call a code blue and take the day off? Thanks, you’re a peach 🙂
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