The Cheese Fucker Incident

The Cheese Fucker Incident
At 9:18 PM on October 2, 2022, X messaged in the Discord server that he got cheese stuck on his dick. The chat quickly erupted into chaos. He said he was going to the hospital and would likely miss school the next day. After lots of questions, James asked if he had put cheese on his dick and a mouse nibbled it. X replied that he was close but not exactly right. James questioned if he had gotten horny and proceeded to do some questionable acts using cheese. He asked if he has used the cheese as a sex toy and put his dick in it, to which X replied a simple โ€œYes.โ€ When everyone asked why out of disgust, X shouted in caps lock โ€œIT WAS GOOD CHEESE.โ€ CEO said if it was good cheese, X should not have cum in it. X continued defending the decision, just saying โ€œIt was good cheese.โ€ James said food is for eating, not doing sexual things to. James questioned whether X got his dick stuck in the cheese or if an animal bit his dick with the cheese on it. Ny asked if the message announcing X got his dick stuck in cheese was pin worthy, to which five people replied with cheese emojis. C then sent numerous cheese emojis. When James questioned โ€œWHO CUMS ON FOOD?โ€ X once again replied โ€œIT WAS GOOD FUCKING CHEESE.โ€ CEO laughed while also mentally terrified. It had become increasingly clear throughout the chat X was not actually on his way to the hospital, as he was still messaging just fine. Ny asked which kind of cheese, to which X said he did not know. He then said it was good parmesan. Canadian entered and asked who got their dick stuck in parmesan, to which Ny and CEO replied it was X. X replied โ€œIT WAS FOR THE SCIENCE FAIR.โ€ Ny said he thought he was working on a music thing with A for the science fair. Canadian asked for X to show the cheese dick for the science fair. X said for him to hop on VC to see it, to which CEO said they were not hopping on VC just to hear how the cheese dick incident started. James said that if it is good cheese, you eat it. You do not cum on it. This is not some weird ass porno, it is real life. Ny said X, now nicknamed cheese fucker, stood up in the call and had a boner. C also said X was beating off, and CEO said he was fucking the cheese. X refuted the claims. He is now eternally known as the Cheese Fucker.


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