The cum bible

No? Cum fuels all that is good. Did you forget the part of the Cummy Bible where cum created everything? Cumesis 1:1, “In the beginning Cum created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Cum was hovering over the cum.
3 And Cum said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 Cum saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 Cum called the light “cum,” and the darkness he called “shit.” And there was shitting, and there was cumming—the first day.
6 And Cum said, “Let there be fards between the cum to separate cum from cum.” 7 So Cum made the fards and separated the cum under the fards from the cum above it. And it was so. 8 Cum called the vault “sky.” And there was shitting, and there was cumming—the second day.
9 And Cum said, “Let the cum under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 Cum called the dry ground “shit,” and the gathered waters he called “cum jars.” And Cum saw that it was good.
11 Then Cum said, “Let the shit produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the shit that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The shit produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And Cum saw that it was good. 13 And there was shitting, and there was cumming—the third day.
14 And Cum said, “Let there be cum in the shit of the sky to separate the cum from the shit, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be cum in the shit of the sky to give cum on the earth.” And it was so. 16 Cum made two great cum—the greater cum to govern the cum and the lesser cum to govern the shit. He also made the piss. 17 Cum set them in the vault of the sky to give cum on the earth, 18 to govern the cum and the shit, and to separate cum from darkness. And Cum saw that it was good. 19 And there was shitting, and there was cumming—the fourth day.
20 And Cum said, “Let the cum teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the shit of the sky.” 21 So Cum created the great creatures of the cum and every living thing with which the cum teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And Cum saw that it was good. 22 Cum came on them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the cum in the cums, and let the birds increase on the earth.” 23 And there was shitting, and there was cumming—the fifth day.
24 And Cum said, “Let the shit produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 Cum made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And Cum saw that it was good.
26 Then Cum said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the cum and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
27 So Cum created mankind in his own image,
in the image of Cum he created them;
male and female he created them.
28 Cum came on them them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the cum and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
29 Then Cum said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the shit—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.
31 Cum saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was shitting, and there was cumming—the sixth day.

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