The “Minions Movie” is driving me crazy.

If minions are all yellow, why do they like bananas? Are they monkeys or humans? Do they have banana DNA? Is a minion considered racist if he laughed at another minion? Is a minion considered a sex offender if he came out black? Are all minions orphans if they don’t get pregnant? Do minions have genders? Do minions mate/have sexual relationships? Do minions have private parts? Are minions immortal? Are minions all guys? Are minions considered gay if they hug? Are minions old enough to drink? What is the color of minion balls? Are they yellow or white? Or are they black like their uniform?


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