the penis accelerates

You lay on the floor, horrified. Your penis is growing at a rate beyond human comprehension, and it now takes up your entire field of vision.

The penis accelerates.

It continues to expand. It engorges to the size of your house. The walls are pressed outwards as it consumes all nearby space.

The penis accelerates.

You lay on the floor, horrified. Your penis is growing at a rate beyond human comprehension, and it now takes up your entire field of vision.

The penis accelerates.

It continues to expand. It engorges to the size of your atmosphere. The air are pressed outwards as it consumes all nearby space.

The penis accelerates.

All known space will collapse in on the immense gravity of it. Eventually, the universe will implode, to start anew.

The penis accelerates.

All known space will collapse in on the immense gravity of it. Eventually, the universe will implode, to start anew.

The penis accelerates.

After your penis implodes the universe, it will start to destroy space and time as we know it. Somehow.

The penis accelerates.

From the bowels of nothingness that surrounded your penis, a new universe begins to reform on the command of natural law. An unfathomably different new world that has shaped itself around your penis, the shaft winding across the surface of moons and creating great webs linking thousands of celestial bodies.

The penis accelerates.

Within this new universe, after trillions of years, something grows, something not unlike what you were god knows how long ago. Another penis.

The penis accelerates.

Both penises have grown to a scale so large, they shapeshift into a new universe themselfes instead of forming another one. You can’t even feel it anymore. But it can’t stop growing due to the impact of the penis from prior.

The penis accelerates.

And the penises, while they are still growing, starts to move faster, slowly getting near the speed of sound, and entwines around one another like a DNA helix

The penis accelerates.

Now, trillions of years into the future, both penises have merged and grew into one, spiralling, intertwined multiverse. Each universe within this newfound multiverse each have life, imitating the ones you once knew and were surrounded by. But this time, they have evolved, no penises will be used on these planets. Instead, the penis is seen as a god-like entity. All these newfound being among the new planets in the peni-verse, worship the penis.

You finally see it. The end to your suffering, and the result of your eternal expansion. A new set of species all worshipping your penis. This is what you have waited all this time for. Not for death, and an end to the pain. But for life, and the beauty it beholds.

You look out upon the lives of all these creatures as you cherish everything you witness on these little planets. A tear falls from your eyes as you feel your conciousness fading.

You finally feel the release. You close your eyes and accept your fate, feeling happy you were able to give so much to your reality.

The penis stands still.


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