The problem with rednecks

The super annoying part about rednecks with huge trucks are the little pussies who sit on reddit who don’t actually have any mechanical experience or do anything with their hands other than type their aggression out about stupid stereotypes they actually believe in, especially about rural areas, where they have never even been. While the McDonalds fryer smell wafts in their window from the concrete jungle outside.

I’ll let you in on a little secret. The guys who are driving a 2021 Dodge Ram with 40 inch tires probably live in the suburbs and have no clue how their truck even works.

The real “rednecks” that you so easily lump together because of huge trucks (most of them aren’t even rednecks they just like having a hobby that isn’t sitting inside all day) most likely built the trucks themselves, a skill and mechanical learning experience you probably couldn’t even fathom.

I have an 1985 Ford Bronco, 351W, 9 inch lift on 38 inch super swampers. I stripped it down and rebuilt it myself, in my laneway. Being proud of accomplishing something like that, is an understatement. Please, enlighten me, what have you done in your life that makes you proud? I’ll wait. Have ever even built anything besides lego?

Yes I go mudding, I go to 2 mudding festivals a year and they are I can tell you right now its way funner than collecting k-pop memorabilia or whatever your little personality does.

I also live in a 900 person town, my entire life except for a stint during college and I would never in a million years live in the rat infested ant hill of concrete where a sign tells you what to do 98% of your miserable life.

But hey, lets just say rednecks with huge trucks are an entire personality like Jeep owners, that makes sense right?

I also play video games, work at an OFFICE, and love to cook international cuisine.
Or did you think I was just a beer chugging moron? Fucking simp.


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