The secret to my big, strong LIPS

People (M 24) often ask me how I (M 32) got such big, strong LIPS. They ask me all the time. They don’t know my secret, but I’ll tell you fellow Redditor. Everyday, I suck whipped cream through a straw for 5 hours, before practice kissing with my dog. After all that, I play the trumpet for 6 hours, which I only learned because it makes your LIPS bigger. and stronger. When all is done and over, I lift 40 pound weights with just my LIPS to ensure they build muscle properly. Thank you for reading, now even you (M 16) can have big strong LIPS like me.


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