The Transformation

After coming home from lolicon, I started off the day by furiously masturbating to Genshin Impact porn. My mother upstairs complained about the loud noise, to which I ignored her; I was too busy being a man of culture. My room used to be on the second story of my mother’s house until my weight exceeded how much the floor could handle, dropping me into the basement. After my session, I opened my minifridge to find a disturbing lack of Mtn. Dew. My heart sank to my feet as I realized I would have to go to the store to get more. So, I powered off of League of Legends and brushed off my Netsuki body pillow. In a blinding rage, I tore the “NO GIRLS ALLOWED!” poster off my door and stormed to my car. My lungs were bursting and I felt like weights were attached to my legs from the long trek to the driveway. As I opened the door, exhausted, I saw something that changed my life: a real life loli! She was walking down the other side of the street, and I realized that a potential female waifu could be mine. My heart raced, but I realized that there was a huge problem in between me and a way to lose my virginity: grass. Redditors like me had a civil discussion before, and we concluded that the vile substance was the way that the Sigma normies tried to fight back against us Alpha males and spread their influence. Touching the stuff was a death sentence, but I has shoes on so it was alright. As I charged toward the loli, my foot caught on a rock, and the grass sped toward my face. In a moment of blind panic, I threw my hands out to catch myself, and my palms sunk into the Green Death. It was over. Goodbye, world.

Suddenly, a feeling of bliss overtook me. I watched as the rolls of fat on my sausage fingers began to melt off, turning into a puddle on the ground until I could actually see my fingernails (they were hidden in fat). The melting spread up my arms. Muscle started building up underneath my skin; biceps grew from my arms, my skin stretching to encompass it. My throat rolls disintegrated, and the beard that covered my neck fell to the ground. My bald-ass head grew beautiful locks of golden hair, and my jawline became infinitely more pronounced. The feeling of absolute euphoria spread to my stomach, producing a 6-pack, and then moves to my nether regions. I felt my penis grow while still soft, and realized that I just went from a 2-incher to a 12-incher. The fat rolls covering my legs melted off, replaced by strong legs. My feet fit my shoes now, instead of the fat chunks sticking out of the holes. My phone vibrated in my pocket, and I glanced down to see that League of Legends had been uninstalled automatically. I looked up at the loli to see she was just a fucking 9-year-old.

I now live in a beachside house with a beautiful wife (who is my age) and two adorable children. My name used to be Chode.

Now, I am Chad.


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