The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny Lyrics

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn’t expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O’Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
Blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn’t find
‘Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown…

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman’s head in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s black knight
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown this is the ultimate showdown
This is the ultimate showdown this is the ultimate showdown
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

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  1. Old ๐Ÿ‘ด Godzilla ๐Ÿฆ– was hopping ๐Ÿ‡ around ๐Ÿ”ƒ
    Tokyo city ๐ŸŒƒ like ๐Ÿ˜„ a big ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ† playground ๐ŸŽข
    When ๐Ÿ‘ suddenly ๐Ÿ˜ฒ Batman ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ’ผ burst ๐Ÿ’ฅ from the shade โ›ฑโ›…๐Ÿ‘Œ
    And hit ๐Ÿ‘Š Godzilla ๐Ÿฆ– with a bat ๐Ÿฆ‡ grenade ๐Ÿ’ฅ
    Godzilla ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿฅ‘ got ๐Ÿธ pissed ๐Ÿ’ฆ and began ๐Ÿ”˜ to attack ๐Ÿ‘Š
    But ๐Ÿ‘ didn’t expect ๐Ÿค— to be blocked ๐Ÿšซ by Shaq ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ
    Who proceeded โžก to open ๐Ÿ˜ƒ up โ˜ a can of Shaq-Fu
    When โฐ Aaron ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜ Carter ๐Ÿ™‡ came ๐Ÿ’ฆ out of the blue ๐Ÿ’™
    And he ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ started ๐Ÿ’ข beating ๐Ÿ‘Š up โฌ† Shaquille ๐Ÿ˜‚ O’Neal ๐Ÿ†
    Then they both got ๐Ÿ‰ flattened by the Batmobile
    But โ„น๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ before ๐Ÿ˜‚ it could make ๐Ÿ’˜ it back โฌ… to the Batcave
    Abraham ๐Ÿ‘ด Lincoln ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป popped ๐Ÿ’ฅ out of his ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป grave ๐Ÿ—กโšฐ
    And took ๐Ÿ‘ซ an AK-47 ๐Ÿ”ซ out from under ๐Ÿ˜ก his ๐Ÿ‘‹ hat ๐Ÿ…ฑ
    Blew ๐Ÿ’จ Batman ๐Ÿฆ‡ away ๐Ÿ˜ with a rat-a-tat-tat
    But ๐Ÿ‘ he ๐Ÿ‘จ ran ๐Ÿƒ out of bullets ๐Ÿ”ซ and he ๐Ÿ‘ฅ ran ๐Ÿƒ away ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Because Optimus Prime ๐Ÿ‘† came ๐Ÿ’ฆ to save ๐Ÿ’พ the day ๐Ÿ“†

    This is the ultimate ๐Ÿ•น๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฏ showdown of ultimate ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™‡ destiny ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ…ฟ
    Good ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ guys ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉ, bad ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ guys ๐Ÿ‘จ and explosions ๐Ÿ’ฅ, as far ๐ŸŒŒ as the eye ๐Ÿ‘ can see ๐Ÿ‘€
    And only one โ˜ will survive ๐Ÿ™, I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ wonder ๐Ÿค” who it will be
    This is the ultimate ๐Ÿ’ฏ showdown of ultimate ๐Ÿ’ฏ destiny โ›ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Godzilla ๐Ÿฅต took ๐Ÿ‘ซ a bite ๐Ÿ‘„ out of Optimus Prime ๐Ÿ‘†
    Like ๐Ÿ’– Scruff ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ McGruff took ๐Ÿ‘ซ a bite ๐Ÿ˜ˆ out of crime ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ™†
    And then Shaq ๐Ÿ’ฆ came ๐Ÿ’ฆ back โฌ… covered ๐Ÿ† in a tire ๐Ÿ˜ด track ๐Ÿšˆ
    But ๐Ÿ‘ Jackie ๐Ÿˆต Chan ๐Ÿ€ jumped ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ out and landed ๐Ÿ”™ on ๐Ÿ”› his ๐Ÿ’ฆ back ๐Ÿ”™
    And Batman ๐Ÿญโซ๐Ÿ’ช was injured ๐Ÿค” and trying ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ to get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ steady โณ
    When โฐ Abraham ๐Ÿ˜ผ Lincoln ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป came ๐Ÿ’ฆ back โฌ… with a machete
    But ๐Ÿ‘ suddenly ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ something ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ก caught ๐ŸŽฃ his ๐Ÿ’ฆ leg ๐Ÿ— and he ๐Ÿ‘จ tripped ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฆด
    Indiana ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ›ฃ Jones ๐Ÿ˜ฉ took ๐Ÿ‘ซ him ๐Ÿ‘จ out with his ๐Ÿ’ฆ whip ๐Ÿ‘Š
    Then he ๐Ÿ‘จ saw ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฏ Godzilla ๐Ÿฆ– sneaking ๐Ÿ”‘ up โฌ† from behind ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
    And he ๐Ÿ‘จ reached ๐Ÿ•ถ for his ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ’ฆ gun ๐Ÿ”ซ which he ๐Ÿ‘จ just couldn’t find ๐Ÿ”Ž
    ‘Cause ๐ŸŽ— Batman ๐Ÿฆ‡ stole ๐Ÿ˜ˆ it and he ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ shot ๐Ÿ”ซ and he ๐Ÿ‘จ missed ๐Ÿ˜ข
    And Jackie ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฐ Chan ๐Ÿ€ deflected it with his ๐Ÿ’ฆ fist ๐Ÿ‘Š
    Then he ๐Ÿ‘จ jumped โฌ† in the air ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ’จ and he ๐Ÿ‘จ did a somersault ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
    While Abraham ๐Ÿ‘ด Lincoln ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป tried ๐Ÿ‘€ to pole ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿ’ˆ vault โ˜๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‘Œ
    Onto ๐Ÿฆ Optimus Prime ๐Ÿ‘† but ๐Ÿ‘ they collided in the air ๐ŸŒซ๐Ÿ’จ
    Then they both got ๐Ÿธ hit ๐Ÿ‘Š by a Care ๐Ÿ’… Bear ๐Ÿป stare ๐Ÿ‘
    This is the ultimate ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™‡ showdown of ultimate ๐Ÿ’ฏ destiny ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ญ
    Good ๐Ÿ‘ guys ๐Ÿ‘ฆ, bad ๐Ÿ“‰ guys ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿผ and explosions ๐Ÿ’ฅ, as far ๐ŸŒŒ as the eye ๐Ÿ‘€ can see ๐Ÿ‘
    And only one ๐Ÿ˜ค will survive ๐Ÿ™, I ๐Ÿ‘ wonder ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค” who it will be
    This is the ultimate ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ showdown…

    Angels ๐Ÿ˜‡ sang ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐ŸŽ™ out an immaculate โœจ chorus ๐ŸŽถ
    Down ๐Ÿ”ป from the heavens ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ™ descended โฌ‡ Chuck ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ‘ž Norris
    Who delivered ๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿคœ a kick ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ which could shatter ๐Ÿ”จ bones ๐Ÿ–โ“
    Into the crotch ๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐ŸŽฅ of Indiana ๐ŸŒฝ Jones ๐Ÿคก
    Who fell ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ‚ over ๐Ÿ” on ๐Ÿ”› the ground ๐ŸŒฑ, writhing ใ€ฐ in pain ๐Ÿ˜ก
    As Batman ๐Ÿฆ‡ changed ๐Ÿšผ๐Ÿ…ฐ back โฌ…๐Ÿ”™ into Bruce ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Wayne โ™€๐Ÿ™‹
    But ๐Ÿ‘ Chuck ๐Ÿฆท saw ๐Ÿ‘€ through his ๐Ÿ’ฆ clever ๐Ÿ“ƒ disguise ๐ŸŽญโŒ
    And he ๐Ÿ‘จ crushed ๐Ÿฆถ Batman’s head ๐Ÿ’† in between ๐Ÿ˜‰ his ๐Ÿ’ฆ thighs ๐Ÿ—

    Then Gandalf ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป the Grey โ˜ and Gandalf ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป the White ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ
    And Monty Python โŒจ and the Holy โœ Grail’s ๐Ÿ—ฃ black โฌ›๐Ÿ‘€ knight โš”๐Ÿน
    And Benito Mussolini ๐Ÿ‘ด, and the Blue ๐Ÿ’™ Meanie ๐Ÿ‘บ
    And Cowboy ๐Ÿค  Curtis, and Jambi The Genie ๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ
    Robocop ๐Ÿง‘, The Terminator ๐Ÿ’ฏ, Captain ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โœˆ๏ธ Kirk, and Darth ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Vader ๐Ÿ‘ค
    Lo-pan, Superman ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ, every ๐Ÿ’ฏ single โ˜ Power ๐Ÿ’ช Ranger ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿค 
    Bill ๐Ÿ’ธ S. Preston and Theodore ๐Ÿ˜น Logan ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚
    Spock, The Rock ๐Ÿ—ฟ, Doc โž• Ock ๐Ÿ…ฑ, and Hulk ๐Ÿ˜ก Hogan ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’
    All ๐Ÿ’ฏ came ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ’จ out of nowhere โ“ lightning โšก fast โšก
    And they kicked ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ‰ Chuck ๐Ÿฆท Norris in his ๐Ÿ’ฆ cowboy ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ‘Œ ass ๐Ÿ‘
    It was the bloodiest battle โš” that the world ๐ŸŒ ever ๐Ÿ˜  saw ๐Ÿ‘€
    With civilians ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ looking ๐Ÿ‘ on ๐Ÿ”› in total ๐Ÿ’ฏ awe ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ™Œ
    The fight ๐Ÿ‘Š raged on ๐Ÿ”› for a century ๐Ÿ’ฏ
    Many ๐Ÿ”ข lives ๐Ÿ’“ were claimed ๐Ÿ”‘ but ๐Ÿ‘ eventually ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ—ก
    The champion ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ– stood ๐Ÿšถ, the rest ๐Ÿ˜ช saw ๐Ÿ‘€ their better ๐ŸŽฐ
    Mr ๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater ๐Ÿ’ฆ
    This is the ultimate ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™‡ showdown of ultimate ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™‡ destiny โœจ
    Good ๐Ÿ‘Œ guys ๐Ÿ‘จ, bad ๐Ÿ‘ŽโŒšโฐ guys ๐Ÿ‘จ and explosions ๐Ÿ’ฅ, as far ๐ŸŒŒ as the eye ๐Ÿ‘ can see ๐Ÿ‘
    And only one โ˜๐Ÿ™€ will survive ๐Ÿ™, I ๐Ÿ‘ wonder ๐Ÿค” who it will be
    This is the ultimate ๐Ÿ•น๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฏ showdown this is the ultimate ๐Ÿ’ฏ showdown
    This is the ultimate ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™‡ showdown this is the ultimate ๐Ÿ•น๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฏ showdown
    This is the ultimate ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ showdown of ultimate ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™‡ destiny โ›ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

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