This person’s very low expectations for men.

UNAPOLOGETICALLY, my “list” for men is:

1. Must have completed and graduated with a Bachelor’s degree or higher AT LEAST 1 year ago. I just ghosted a man after finding out he graduated December with his Master’s degree.

2. Must make $100,000 or more, either with a job or via a business. No exceptions.

3. Must be 6’1 or taller. NO EXCEPTIONS.

4. If there is an age gap, it must be no greater than 5 years. NO EXCEPTIONS.

5. He must have A COMPLETELY INTACT HAIRLINE, AND ALL OF HIS TEETH. NO EXCEPTIONS.

6. He must workout regularly and have a visible 6-pack. I WILL NOT DATE FAT GUYS

7. He must be free of drugs, alcohol, and tobacco. NO EXCEPTIONS.

8. He must be childless at the time of matching. NO EXCEPTIONS.

9. He must have NEVER EVER PARTICIPATED IN THE ARMED FORCES OR THE RELATED FIELDS. I swipe left on ALL veterans. I ghost, block, and delete any man I match with, that later reveals that he has served in the armed at any capacity. Same applies for cops, firefighters, EMTs, Guards, or the related professions. Same for the relevant departments (DOD, FBI, CIA, DHS, DOS, etc. etc.). THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS TO THIS. If he served for even ONE MINUTE, he’s ghosted.

10. He must NOT have access to firearms or weapons. I see a gun in his profile, I swipe left. If we matched and he later reveals that he hunts or shoots for sport, I BLOCK, IGNORE, GHOST, AND DELETE HIM. NO EXCEPTIONS

11. No misogynistic men, men who use incel language in their profiles, or low-effort profiles.

12. He must be within 15 miles of where I live, or there is no deal. I’m not waiting more than 10 minutes for a man to pick me up. SOME EXCEPTIONS.

13. He must NOT be religious. I’m not giving up my sundays or eating any weird shit, or sacrificing anything to any god, or travelling on a pilgrimage anywhere, or doing any weird ritualistic shit, ever. NO EXCEPTIONS.

14. He must be handsome. NO EXCEPTIONS.

15. He must match my lifestyle of hedonism, luxury, impulsive spending, and excessive pleasure-seeking behaviors. I WILL NOT BE TAMED, SHAMED, OR CHANGED. If he cannot keep up with my expensive, fuck you-lifestyle, he can go fuck the other rejects in the ghostyard BECAUSE HE’S GETTING BLOCKED, GHOSTED, IGNORED, AND DELETED. I will NOT be made to feel like my success, accomplishments, privileged lifestyle, and tastes are something to be ashamed of.

You would think I’d never find anyone with this list, while being a black woman, but TRUST ME when I tell you, I’m drowning in matches and offers for dates. I have 5 men that I’m dating right now and a 6th trying desperately to court me. Plus 3 exes trying to crawl back. The ONLY infinitely renewable source of anything anywhere is single men. I swear there’s an infinite number of matches. I can probably sit here and swipe all night long and wake up tomorrow and still have more matches to get through.

If I have a “main guy”, the list of requirements becomes even more ridiculous and outrageous for any new man trying to get in. I’ve never ever failed to find dates and boyfriends with this method :/


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