Virgin: Big man is the greatest creation to ever grace nintendo fans. Please stop making these lewd arts of our perfect boy. We’ve only had him for a day but if anything were to happen to him, i’d kill everyone and then myself.
Chad: No. I want to have him cum in my mouth, go to your highschool crush, and drip his milky white baby powder into vagina her from my mouth untill she’s pregnant with his child.
Virgin: What the fuck?!?!
Chad: and when her baby turns 18, I’ll fuckin do it again.
Virgin:😐
Chad: Big man won’t care, He never has. Not now, and not before. He cares not for the shattered lives, bastard children, or dead men who lie in the path of yesterday nor the innocent he treads on now. In his Pursuit of pleasure he killed off any other emotions, now he lives in pure ecstasy.
Be happy while you can because he has shown himself. He has already made his first move. The men will be used as spunk mules who only live to collect, deliver, return, and repeat. The women will be thought of nothing more than jizz incubators, their feelings disregarded.
He shall craft the world into a reflection of himself, cold and empty.
Even Lucifer fears him because he is no longer the crowned prince of darkness. For what is a devil to a god?