thunder shit

This morning I woke up as I normally do and poured myself a piping hot mug of coffee. As I drink the coffee I feel something inside me stir as if it had awoken from a thousand year slumber. Then it hit me I felt it coming and I ran to the bathroom. I sat atop my throne to be greeted by the thunder shit as I call it, the shit announced itself with a thunderous spurt before splashing my ass cheeks with toilet water. I didn’t have time to appreciate my craftsmanship as several over shits followed their lord, after their migration into the toilet I took a moment to appreciate the gooy brown logs I had made before flushing them away to make room for the next wave.

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