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I, (63M) have fucked a lot of pigeons in my time. A lot of people frowned apon me but I didn’t care. I wanted to stop but whenever I saw that pigussy… I lose it.
One day I find a pigeon who has a great personality and I fell in love. Years after we got married, she decided to break up and take the 54 kids. I got really upset by this, as she was the best at submitting and letting me pound her. So, for a while she’s been talking to this shark who she really likes, so I decide to get revenge by killing it.
When I go to see the shark, his eyes met mine. He looked so cute, so I decided to go to town with that ass. We decided to meet every day, until one day when my ex-pidgon walked in on us. She’s now putting a restraining order on me and suing me for 4.2million. I don’t know what to do.
#TIFU #fucking #expigeons #shark
