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TIFU by installing Windows 9 on my penis. Today, I (69F) decided to install Windows 9 (10M) on my (69F) 1-inch long penis. It worked, and I (69F) was able to watch my DOAWK hentai. After a few fapping sessions, I (69F) decided to engage in sexual activities with my (42M) wife. When I (69F) inserted my (69F) 1-inch long penis into her (42M), she (42M) fell apart. When I (69F) reassembled her (42M), she (42M) booted into Windows 8. I (69F) was unable to fix her (42M) failure of an OS, so I (69F) sold her (42M) to an unexpecting Discord Mod. After I (69F) sold my wife (42M), I had to go to my (69F) business job of washing windows. After I (69F) finished washing windows with my (69F) 1-inch long penis, I (69F) realized that all of the windows were running Windows 98. I (69F) was fired from my (69F) job, so I (69F) decided to go fuck myself (69F) and install Windows 9 onto myself. I (69F) am currently writing this to share my (69F) story and to warn others from also installing Windows 9 on their penis.
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tevo installing 9 windows on my penis. Today, 69F decided to install 9 windows (supl. 10m) on my long penis. After some hearings, 69F decided to participate in sexual activities with my wife (42m.) when my long penis (69F) was added 1 inch in it (42m,) broke when I picked it up (69F) (42m) and jumped (42m) to window 8. (69F), wallace and napley to fix the ear (42m,) filour, inn and s. soo y (69m After finishing washing the windows with my long penis (69F) attached:1 inch, 69 f realized that all the windows were running in windows 98.Y (69F), was ferid from me (69F) job, soo and (69F) dicked to go fok meselve (69F) and ninstall, windows 9 and nimph. I am 69F. I am writing this right now to share my 69F story and also to warn others about the nine windows on your penis.
Here I am writing to tell you that I, personally, have experienced the horror of Windows 9. There is so much that I can’t share with you about Windows 9, such as the fact that Microsoft forgot how to do an OS. It’s like Windows 98 all over again. Microsoft never thought they’d need to release an OS with no features or bugs. This is a nightmare, because the only thing you can do with your penis is wash it. This is how the Windows 9 OS has been made. All I can hope is that the future will bring a new generation of windows that will not have been so designed by a bunch of programmers who forgot about what a penis can and cannot do.
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