TIFU by making a big black lego penis

TIFU by making a big black lego penis, and leaving it out on the kitchen table.

Today I fucked up by by making a big black phallus in lego bricks.

I was drinking some beers with my buddies on friday. We were chilling out in my basement, fucking about with my old legos.

We started out building random shit, but inevitably ended up comparing dicks. Who could build the biggest, most realistic one?

After a couple hours, my buddy Eric ended up making the biggest dick. We went upstairs to measure it, and it came out at a whopping 31 cm. Massive.

Shortly after, my buddies left. I was listening to music and slowly extending Eric’s cock for another hour. It became an absolute monster. I started making little details on it too, like stubbles on the balls, veins on the shaft, and even a little hole on the tip.

Before I hit the sack, I went upstairs to measure the length of the final product. 36 cm. A missile.

I’m sleepy. Enough dicks for tonight.

Fast forward to sunday morning. Surprise! My fiancée’s (super christian) parents came over.

**Big, black veiny, cock still sitting on the kitchen island.**

Mother starts screaming. Starts yelling at my Fiancée to kick me out. Father is livid. They both sorm out of the house. 6 hours later they text her they will not support us financially for our wedding, and won’t even show up to the wedding.

Fiancée surprisingly thinks it’s hilarious. She knew they wouldn’t pay for anything, and probably wouldn’t show up anyway.

I can still tell she’s a little sad about it. They never had a good relationship, but her parents had recently became more involved in our lives due to the wedding.

Eric’s cock is still sitting on the kitchen table, more erect than ever.

TLDR; left big lego dick on kitchen table, fiancée’s super religious parents came over. Not happy about it and will not go to our wedding.

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