TIFU by making a cum balloon.

I hadn’t seen my girlfriend in a few weeks. She’s been busy with life and I’ve been working stupid hours. Earlier today she came over, we made tea and proceeded with the love making.

Previously she had bought me “cruelty free made-by-women eco friendly non-latex super condoms”, her words, not mine.

So after we had finished our romantic escapade, I freaked the fuck out because I thought the condom might have a hole in it. So I figured there was only one way to confirm this, which was to fill it full of water like some sort of sick, perverted water balloon.

She finds this hilarious and joins me in the bathroom as I proceed to wrap the tip of this Cruelty-Free Made-By-Women Eco-Friendly Non-Latex Super Condom around the faucet of my bathroom sink and fill it up.

As I gazed into this horrific snowglobe of lumpy spunk, swimming around aimlessly through this fancy pansty super condom, I quickly realized, there was no hole.

Only after I filled this atrosity to the very brim, did I realize the repurcussions of my actions. My girlfriend watched in terror as this translucent pandora’s box of would-be children quickly turned into an opaque balloon of jizz.

The balloon fucking popped and shot jizz all over my bathroom. On the walls, the ceiling, my eyes, her eyes. We didn’t know to do. She nearly started crying.

TL;DR – Had sex, thought the condom had a hole in it, filled it with water and watched as my bathroom was coated in jizz-water.

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  1. I πŸ‘ hadn’t seen πŸ‘πŸ‘€ my girlfriend πŸ’‘ in a few weeks πŸ—“πŸ‘€. She’s πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ€ been busy πŸ‘€ with life πŸ’“ and I’ve πŸ‘ been working 😩😫πŸ’ͺ stupid πŸ’© hours πŸ•πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ˜. Earlier πŸ•” today πŸ“… she πŸ‘© came πŸ’¦ over πŸ˜³πŸ™ŠπŸ’¦, we made πŸ‘‰ tea πŸ΅πŸ‘ and proceeded πŸ˜‚ with the love πŸ’šβ€πŸ’› making πŸ’˜.

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    So after 2️⃣ we had finished πŸ‘… our romantic πŸ’•β€πŸ˜ escapade, I πŸ‘₯ freaked 😬 the fuck πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ out because I πŸ‘ thought πŸ’­πŸ€” the condom βœ‹ might πŸ’ͺ have a hole πŸ•³ in it. So I πŸ‘πŸ§  figured πŸ’‘ there was only one 1️⃣ way ↕ to confirm βœ…βœ”β˜‘ this, which was to fill πŸ’¦ it full 🌝 of water πŸ’¦πŸ…± like πŸ‘πŸ½ some sort πŸ”  of sick πŸ€§πŸ€’πŸ€’, perverted water πŸ’§ balloon 🎈.

    She πŸ‘© finds πŸ”Ž this hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ and joins πŸ‘Œ me in the bathroom 🚽 as I πŸ‘ proceed 🚢 to wrap πŸ˜‚ the tip πŸ˜† of this Cruelty-Free πŸ‘€πŸ˜ΎπŸ‘Ž Made-By-Women Eco-Friendly 😍 Non-Latex Super πŸ˜… Condom βœ‹ around πŸ”ƒ the faucet πŸ”§πŸ’§ of my bathroom πŸš½πŸ›πŸšΏ sink β›΅ and fill πŸ’¦ it up πŸ‘πŸ‘†β¬†.

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    Only after πŸ‘€ I πŸ‘ filled πŸ’¦πŸ˜ this atrosity to the very πŸ‘Œ brim 😡, did I πŸ‘ realize πŸ’‘ the repurcussions of my actions 🎭. My girlfriend πŸ‘Έ watched πŸ‘€ in terror 😱 as this translucent pandora’s box πŸ“¦ of would-be children πŸ‘Ά quickly πŸƒ turned 😍 into an opaque balloon 🎈 of jizz πŸ’¦πŸ˜«πŸ‘Œ.

    The balloon 🎈 fucking πŸ†πŸ’¦ popped πŸ’₯ and shot πŸ˜±πŸ”« jizz 😩 all 😀 over πŸ˜³πŸ™ŠπŸ’¦ my bathroom 🚽. On πŸ”› the walls 🧱🎢🎡, the ceiling πŸ’•πŸ˜βœ¨, my eyes πŸ‘€, her πŸ‘© eyes πŸ‘€. We didn’t know πŸ’­ to do. She πŸ‘©πŸΎ nearly πŸ‘£ started πŸ†• crying 😒.

    TL;DR πŸ‘ˆπŸšͺ – Had sex πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ, thought πŸ’­ the condom βœ‹ had a hole πŸ•³πŸ˜© in it, filled πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ it with water πŸ’¦ and watched πŸ‘ as my bathroom 🚽 was coated 🍬 in jizz-water.

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