TIFU by making a cum balloon

I hadn’t seen my girlfriend in a few weeks. She’s been busy with life and I’ve been working stupid hours. Earlier today she came over, we made tea and proceeded with the love making.

Previously she had bought me “cruelty free made-by-women eco friendly non-latex super condoms”, her words, not mine.

So after we had finished our romantic escapade, I freaked the fuck out because I thought the condom might have a hole in it. So I figured there was only one way to confirm this, which was to fill it full of water like some sort of sick, perverted water balloon.

She finds this hilarious and joins me in the bathroom as I proceed to wrap the tip of this Cruelty-Free Made-By-Women Eco-Friendly Non-Latex Super Condom around the faucet of my bathroom sink and fill it up.

As I gazed into this horrific snowglobe of lumpy spunk, swimming around aimlessly through this fancy pansty super condom, I quickly realized, there was no hole.

Only after I filled this atrosity to the very brim, did I realize the repurcussions of my actions. My girlfriend watched in terror as this translucent pandora’s box of would-be children quickly turned into an opaque balloon of jizz.

The balloon fucking popped and shot jizz all over my bathroom. On the walls, the ceiling, my eyes, her eyes. We didn’t know to do. She nearly started crying.

TL;DR – Had sex, thought the condom had a hole in it, filled it with water and watched as my bathroom was coated in jizz-water.

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  1. I ๐Ÿ‘ hadn’t seen ๐Ÿ‘€ my girlfriend ๐Ÿ’‘ in a few weeks ๐Ÿ—“. She’s ๐Ÿ‘ง been busy ๐Ÿ‘ค with life ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ค and I’ve ๐Ÿ‘ been working ๐Ÿข stupid ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿšซ hours ๐Ÿ•. Earlier ๐Ÿ• today ๐Ÿ“† she ๐Ÿ‘ง came ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘‡ over ๐Ÿ”, we made ๐Ÿ‘‘ tea ๐Ÿฅฐโ˜• and proceeded ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ with the love โค making ๐Ÿ’˜.
    Previously โฌ… she ๐Ÿ‘ฉ had bought ๐Ÿ’ฐ me “cruelty ๐Ÿ’‰ free ๐Ÿ’œ made-by-women eco friendly ๐Ÿ‘ซ non-latex super ๐Ÿ˜… condoms โœ‹”, her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ words ๐Ÿ”š, not mine โ›.
    So after ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ‘€ we had finished ๐Ÿ‘… our romantic ๐Ÿ’•โค๐Ÿ˜ escapade, I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ freaked ๐Ÿ˜ฌ the fuck ๐Ÿ‘‰ out because I ๐Ÿ‘ thought ๐Ÿค” the condom โœ‹ might ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป have a hole ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ•ณ in it. So I ๐Ÿ‘ figured ๐Ÿค” there was only one โ˜ way โ†• to confirm โ˜‘โœ” this, which was to fill ๐Ÿ’‰ it full ๐Ÿˆต of water ๐Ÿ’ฆ like ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŽ— some sort ๐Ÿ—ƒ๐Ÿ—‚ of sick ๐Ÿ˜ท, perverted water ๐Ÿ’ง balloon ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ.
    She ๐Ÿ‘ฉ finds ๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿ˜ƒ this hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ and joins ๐Ÿ‘Œ me in the bathroom ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ’ช as I ๐Ÿ‘ proceed ๐Ÿšถ to wrap ๐ŸŒฏ the tip ๐Ÿ˜† of this Cruelty-Free ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ‘Ž Made-By-Women Eco-Friendly ๐Ÿ˜ Non-Latex Super ๐Ÿ˜… Condom โœ‹ around ๐Ÿ”ƒ the faucet ๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ’ง of my bathroom ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ› sink โ›ต and fill ๐Ÿ’ฆ it up โฌ†.
    As I ๐Ÿ‘ gazed ๐Ÿ‘€ into this horrific ๐Ÿ’€ snowglobe of lumpy ๐Ÿฅ” spunk ๐Ÿ’ง, swimming ๐ŸŠ around ๐Ÿ”ƒ aimlessly through this fancy ๐Ÿ’  pansty super ๐Ÿ˜… condom โœ‹, I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ quickly ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’จ realized ๐Ÿ’ก, there was no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ hole ๐Ÿ•ณ๐Ÿ‘.
    Only after ๐Ÿ‘€ I ๐Ÿ‘ filled ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ this atrosity to the very ๐Ÿ‘Œ brim ๐Ÿ˜, did I ๐Ÿ‘ realize ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ง the repurcussions of my actions ๐ŸŽญ. My girlfriend ๐Ÿ‘ธ watched ๐Ÿ‘€ in terror ๐Ÿ˜ฑ as this translucent pandora’s box ๐Ÿ“ฆ of would-be children ๐Ÿ‘ถ quickly ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’จ turned ๐Ÿ˜ into an opaque balloon ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ of jizz ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ’ฆ.
    The balloon ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ fucking ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ–• popped ๐Ÿ’ฅ and shot ๐Ÿ”ซ jizz ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ’ฆ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ over ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’ฆ my bathroom ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšฝ. On ๐Ÿ”› the walls ๐Ÿงฑ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต, the ceiling ๐Ÿ’ฅ, my eyes ๐Ÿ‘, her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ eyes ๐Ÿ‘. We didn’t know ๐Ÿ’ญ to do. She ๐Ÿ‘ฉ nearly ๐Ÿ“ˆ started ๐Ÿ’ข crying ๐Ÿ˜ข.
    TL;DR ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ“˜ – Had sex ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘, thought ๐Ÿค” the condom ๐Ÿ˜ˆ had a hole ๐Ÿ•ณ in it, filled ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿคฐ it with water ๐Ÿ’ฆ and watched ๐Ÿ‘€ as my bathroom ๐Ÿšฝ was coated ๐Ÿฌ in jizz-water.

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