My husband and I were doing some sexy roleplay, with me fully outfitted in a French maid costume. The atmosphere was perfect: everything was getting hot and heavy, and he decided it was time to make some real moves on me. I put on some music in the background – whatever youtube recommended, and it was on autoplay.
The time came when he looked at me with a devilish glint in his eyes (I promise you this much detail is necessary) and asked what I thought he was about to make me do. “you?” I said, sheepishly, as he pushed my down to my knees and started undoing his belt. At that EXACT moment, the peaceful atmospheric music (which it turns out was Hans Zimmer and Radiohead’s “Ocean Bloom”), Thom Yorke croons out “Ooopeeen your mouth wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide”
And that was it. We collapsed on top of each other in a fit of uncontrollable laughter for about 5 minutes, boners dead, crying, and short of breath. Never again will I mix radiohead with regular head.
TL;DR – tried to do sexy roleplay, moment ruined by Thom Yorke telling me to open my mouth wiiiiiiiiiide
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