TIFU my mother found my butt plugs #nsfw

Yesterday after using my plugs, I washed them and left them in the living room on a piece of paper to dry fully before I pack them in my “toy box”.
But…I forgot to do it.
This morning I was away from home, went to gym, and while I was away my mother came to visit me. I do live alone, and my family live nearby and they do have keys of my apartment.
I’m entering my home and I see my mother holding one of the three plugs, looking at it totally confused. If we were living in a cartoon, there would be question marks all over her head at that point.
I blushed and while I was approaching her, still trying to figure out what should I say and how to excuse myself for my clumsiness, she says: “These ornaments are beautiful, but I don’t see how do you put them on a tree”. So…there I was, next to my decorated tree which I still haven’t packed because I’m lazy, trying to wrap the branch around butt plug and make it stay on the tree. I even say: “Yeah, they should’ve put something so it’s easier to hang it on a tree”… Then she told me next time I buy something pretty I should watch out first if it’s usable.
Yeah, I will…

TL;DR I left my plugs in a living room. My mom found em and thought they were Xmas tree ornaments. I didn’t tell her the truth.

#TIFU #mother #butt #plugs #nsfw

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