Timmy has gained the courage to tell mom her lemonade sucks ass

Don’t worry though. This isn’t about that. Mom’s lemonade is just fucking awful. Straight up dreadful. The whole family simply fakes it and pushes through because they live in fear of her, but Timmy had enough. After playing with a whimsical raccoon, he discovered life is too short to tell lies, especially when it comes to lemonade. **The true horror is once mom finds out her lemonade actually sucks ass, and it all comes crashing down. This is the perfect storm to enact mom’s madness.**

**She will be a woman with nothing left to lose. Could you imagine having an identity that was held together by something you thought you were the best at? Something that you felt defined who you are?? And to have that taken away? People have slaughtered over far less, but no one will slaughter as much as she will for this.** Every BBQ, every hot summer day, every school fundraiser was a citrus-coated lie. All of it. Every last drop.

On the “special nights” she would serve her award-winning lemonade, the family and any guests they had would gulp down the bitter unholy contraption. Mother would loom over them with a twitching bloodshot eye and ask **”isn’t that delightful???”** They would painfully choke out **”y-y-yes ma’am.**” Then she would graciously refill their glass to the brim whether they asked or not before moving on. Because to her… of course they wanted more. Of course. Tonight on this night, which unfortunately was her birthday dinner, Timmy would tell the truth not knowing just how personally she would take it.

It almost seems physically impossible lemonade could taste this bad. People first thought it was a joke until her terrified family pleaded with them otherwise. Bribing, and begging to keep the ruse alive. To keep themselves, and everyone else safe. The whole town have guessed what the “secret ingredient” is. **Powdered milk? Not strong enough. Dusted concrete?? No, too much flavor. Arsenic?? No, it would grant them a merciful death. Whatever mother’s secret ingredient was, it would always remain just that, a secret.**

Her entire trophy case is filled with “Best Lemonade” trophies, which she proudly displayed over the years. All the times she cheered holding up her trophy to a nearly silent crowd. She only won due to her husband bribing the competition… it will be meaningless… and her former pride will now turn to wrath. It will start with shock, but eventually when she puts the puzzle pieces together and looks back on everything… it will be made clear. Her husband will be the first to go, for being the foundation to this facade. **She was played to be a fool. A joke everyone else was in on. Mocking her. And she is very, very sour over this. The sugar has run out.**

**She was already only hanging on by a thread, this was the last straw before snapping.** That family will suffer and suffer greatly. Then the town. And then she will destroy every lemon farm that has ever existed to spite the world for their arrogance over her. She will make Timmy and his raccoon watch it all burn. She doesn’t have rabies, but she is oh so rabid. **This was unacceptable.**

**Life gave her lemons, and she did as she was told, she made lemonade. Now life’s ungrateful hands have rejected the lemonade she tirelessly slaved over for all these years.** She will make Life beg for the chance to sip her homemade lemonade once more, but this time she will not be so kind. May that bastard shrivel up and die. However, she will make sure life suffers as much as she has before that is allowed to happen.


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