trollge has arrived

“Eventually, I got tired of trolling People. When you troll a person, their reaction is always the same. Shock, confusion, humiliation, I began to grow… Tired of it. Tired of the predictability of it all. Derpina, I was singing the same Trolololol and dance for SO long, I no longer got the same high from trolling the humans around me. I realized then… I could go higher. Why stop at people? I began to troll cities. Technology. Nature. I was insatiable. The rush you feel when you troll something they said was unshakeable. Well, Challenge Accepted. And it’s all culminated in this. I can finally troll the very laws of physics themselves. Gravity… ConTrolled! THIS is what I was after, Derpina! The ultimate epic win! No one… no THING is safe from my trolling anymore. Tell God… Le epic Trollge has arrived. Problem? “

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