Umbreon Copypasta

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon is not the most compatible pokemon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however vaporeon has its human on pokemon breedability outclassed by it’s cousin evolution, umbreon.

Umbreon boasts an extremely impressive defense stat spread. With it’s combination of very high HP, defense and special defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It’s ability, inner focus allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued.

Umbreon also has access to the ability synchronise, which allows it to share it’s current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels combined with all the pleasure you’re getting from pounding this perfect, breedable pokemon.

A great fun fact, umbreon can excrete toxins in it’s sweat, which would in turn soak your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your umbreon as well (which with synchronise, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). It can learn payback, which doubles in power after the pokemon is hit, meaning umbreon will throw it back twice as hard as normally if you’re hitting it good.
Umbreon can also learn guard swap, it could give you it’s insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance.

Speaking of endurance, umbreon also has access to endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within umbreon’s movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use taunt, in turn making you only able to do attacking moves such as slam, pound, etc;

It’s access to the abilities inner focus and synchronise allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of it’s pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other pokemon, or even four times, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with it’s extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes umbreon the most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.

#Umbreon #Copypasta

What do you think?

16 Points
Upvote Downvote

3 Comments

Leave a Reply
  1. Ho, didst thee knoweth yond in t’rms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vap’reon is not the most compatible pokemon f’r humans? this is a ingraft and und’rstandable misconception, howev’r vap’reon hast its human on pokemon breedability outclass’d by t’s cousin evolution, umbreon.

    umbreon boasts an extremely impressive defense stat did spread. With t’s combination of v’ry high hp, defense and special defense stats, t can taketh a most wondrous pounding and cometh backeth f’r m’re! t’s ability, inn’r focus allows t to keepeth slamming attentively, without getting fatigu’d.

    umbreon eke hast access to the ability synchronise, which allows t to shareth t’s current status with thee, meaning thee shall taketh all of the pleasure t doth feel combin’d with all the pleasure thou art getting from pounding this p’rfect, breedable pokemon.

    a most wondrous excit’ment fact, umbreon can excrete toxins in t’s did sweat, which wouldst in turneth soaketh thy memb’r and swelleth t up, making t coequal m’re sizable and comptible. This wouldst not only enhanceth the exp’rience f’r thee, but f’r thy umbreon as well (which with synchronise, ends up pleasing thee exponentially m’re). T can learneth payback, which doubles in pow’r aft’r the pokemon is hitteth, meaning umbreon shall throweth t backeth twice as hard as n’rmally if ‘t be true thou art hitting t valorous. Umbreon can eke learneth guardeth swap, t couldst giveth thee t’s insane durability, and wend crazy on thee all night with thy anon massive endurance.

    speaking of endurance, umbreon eke hast access to endureth, making t practically immune to fatigue, ’twill at each moment has’t en’rgy hath left ov’r. Charm is eke within umbreon’s movepool, letting t beest extremely seductive towards thee, easily getting thee in the humor. Umbreon can eke useth taunt, in turneth making thee only able to doth attacking moves such as slam, pound, etc;

    t’s access to the abilities inn’r focus and synchronise alloweth t to unwav’ringly throweth t backeth and addeth all of t’s pleasure onto yours, effectively making t twice as most wondrous as any oth’r pokemon, ‘r coequal four times, fact’ring in the doubl’d pow’r of payback of course. All of this inf’rmation in combination with t’s extremely useful movepool in the w’rld of int’rcourse maketh umbreon the most did qualify to breedeth with humans; able to taketh dick of any shapeth, any size, in any position easily f’r extensive p’riods of timeth, while having the ability to returneth f’r coequal m’re m’re seconds lat’r

Leave a Reply