valentine is love valentine is life

I was only 9
I loved Valintine so much
I mained her since It was released and owned her.
I pray to Valintine everynight, thanking her for being A tier
“Valintine is love”, I say, “Valintine is life.”
My dad hears me and calls me a scrub
I knew he was jealous because he played Peacock
I called him a noob
He slaps me and sends me to play Tekken
Im crying now, my hands hurt
I lie in bed, it’s cold
Suddenly, I feel a warmth and Gluttony Medicin tune hits my ears
It’s Valintine
I’m so happy
She whispers in my ear, “This might sting”
She grabs me with her Bodybag and puts me in front of my PC
I’m ready
I spend the next ten hours wrecking Peacock
He won’t stop spamming PP
It hurts so much, but I do it for Valintine
I can feel my thumbs blistering and my eyes start to water
I do a HPP air spam
I want to please Valintine
He laughs and
My dad walked in
Valintine looked him straight in the eyes and said, “Git gud.”
Valintine micro dashes through my window
Valintine is love, Valintine is life


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