I once trolled a so-called Christian bookstore spontaneously. I went into one once with the simple and unique desire to see if they had any ‘secular’ books – I didn’t see any. As I was leaving, an excessively cheerful employee asked me if I wanted to buy a such-and-such Bible that was on sale. I’m rather proud to say that I loudly replied ‘Do you have anything non-fiction’? with the most deadpan face and voice possible. Everyone glared daggers at me and I am very proud of how I kept a straight face unti I left the shop.