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If I were to consider suicide it would be by calling an emergency meeting and falsely claiming to be the imposter.
I would then describe how I killed yellow and how I enjoyed watching the blood drip from the slit in his crumpled space suit.
I would then hope my false testimony would be enough to convince everyone that I was more than just a sussy wussy amungoose cwewmate and infact was guilty of being the imposter.
However green thought that I was just lying so I didn’t have to live anymore and I could just fly around as a spooky wooky ghost.
That’s when Hank from breaking bad (red) said that I was telling the truth and he infact saw me do the deed on CCTV and I grew very aroused as he called me a “sussy baka” and then shouted “MARIE GET MY MINERALS!” which made me cum several times over.
With all votes against me I would be shot out the air lock (because Skeld is the best map and everyone who says otherwise is a filthy casual).
I flipped one last bird to all the crewmates as they shot me out into the endless void. I couldn’t stop ejaculating long after the ship had deserted me and my suit filled with cum. As I drowned in my own seed a tear of joy streamed down my face, intermingling with the sea of cum……
#Walt #youve #acting #kinda #sus #NSFW
