‘Warm colors’ can suck my fat dick.

I don’t have a dick, but I can make one. That is the rage I feel towards warm colours.

What makes YOU warm? Huh? What makes the others cold?

Is it because they’re easier to look at, more aesthetically pleasing that a bright fucking red? Red thinks it’s so bold, so original, so great. It’s like ooh look at me! OH IM PASSIONATE. SO SEXY NO NO NO

I HURT YOUR FUCKING EYES. CALL ME WARM. I AM WARM, YOU CREAMY FUCK.

YELLOW. OH GOD, YELLOW.

IF THE SUN WAS LITERALLY ANY OTHER COLOR (OBVIOUSLY EXCLUDING THE WARM COLORS) ID BE FINE. ID BE A-OK. BUT GUESS WHAT?

guess what?

GUESS FUCKING WHAT? ITS NOT ANY OTHER COLOR. ITS YELLOW.

YELLOW IS SO FUCKING BOLD. OH LOOK AT ME, I BURN YOUR EYE HOLES. BUT ITS OK BECAUSE VITAMIN D HAHAHAHAHA NO

NONONO

and orange.

Orange.

ORANGE.

ORANGEEEE

THE FUCKING CARDINAL SIN OF THE COLOR WHEEL

I WILL NOT GO IN DEPTH. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT RED. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YELLOW. WHATEVER DUMB FUCK DECIDED TO MIX THOSE TWO DESERVES TO GET FUCKED IN THE EAR BY A PREGNANT ROACH.

“OH OP WHAT ABOUT GREEN AND PURPLE”

PURPLE IS MORE BLUE THAN RED SO YEAH

GREEN…BARELY PASSES BECAUSE OF BLUE

TO SUMMARISE: WARM COLORS ARE SHIT, EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE SHIT

#Warm #colors #suck #fat #dick

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