Warm colours’ can suck my fat dick.
I don’t have a dick, but I can make one. That is the rage I feel towards warm colours.
What makes YOU warm? Huh? What makes the others cold?
Is it because they’re easier to look at, more aesthetically pleasing that a bright fucking red? Red thinks it’s so bold, so original, so great. It’s like ooh look at me! OH IM PASSIONATE. SO SEXY NO NO NO
I HURT YOUR FUCKING EYES. CALL ME WARM. I AM WARM, YOU CREAMY FUCK.
YELLOW. OH GOD, YELLOW.
IF THE SUN WAS LITERALLY ANY OTHER COLOR (OBVIOUSLY EXCLUDING THE WARM COLORS) ID BE FINE. ID BE A-OK. BUT GUESS WHAT?
guess what?
GUESS FUCKING WHAT? ITS NOT ANY OTHER COLOR. ITS YELLOW.
YELLOW IS SO FUCKING BOLD. OH LOOK AT ME, I BURN YOUR EYE HOLES. BUT ITS OK BECAUSE VITAMIN D HAHAHAHAHA NO
NONONO
and orange.
Orange.
ORANGE.
ORANGEEEE
THE FUCKING CARDINAL SIN OF THE COLOR WHEEL
I WILL NOT GO IN DEPTH. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT RED. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YELLOW. WHATEVER DUMB FUCK DECIDED TO MIX THOSE TWO DESERVES TO GET FUCKED IN THE EAR BY A PREGNANT ROACH.
“OH OP WHAT ABOUT GREEN AND PURPLE”
PURPLE IS MORE BLUE THAN RED SO YEAH
GREEN…BARELY PASSES BECAUSE OF BLUE
TO SUMMARISE: WARM COLORS ARE SHIT, EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE SHIT