WARNING new disease in middle Europe [OC]

***WARNING!*** A new genetic variety of dog pox under the name Hitler’s pox is spreading in Slovakia. They were invented by America to weaken central Slovakia because they know that they threaten the People’s Republic of China with their secret base with Slovak tanks and fighters. In order to deactivate smallpox with the help of a nanorobot in iPhones, they want us to burn all Euro banknotes and send them a payment of £68.99 via Bazoš, which is secretly owned by Steve Jobs, who a few years ago fell ill with the terrible disease SARSLigma-419.9. Later, they also want 5 T-34 tanks and a restored Maus to capitalistically steal ideas from them and build another Russia and Ukraine in the west of Slovakia. Hitler’s smallpox is highly contagious and is also transmitted through the Internet and monitors especially through Mickey Mouse and Pay PAL. 5g accelerates the multiplication of this virus and a person infected with it dies within five days from cancer of the mental compartment in the skin ointment. The only way to cure yourself is to hang your best friend upside down in a nuclear weapons testing facility, pray to all the pagan gods, burn down at least three Catholic churches, and have sex with a a wall baptized by Jews. Share until Mark Zuckerberg deletes!!!!!!!

Inspired by the fake warning popular in Slovakia, bellow is version in Slovak, I am the original creator. (Obviously feel free to modify and repost, no need for credit)

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*Pozor! Slovenskom sa šíri nová genetická odroda psích kiahnov pod názvom Hitlerove kiahne. Boli vymyslené Amerikou aby oslabili stredne Slovensko lebo vedia že svojou tajnou základnou so Slovenskými tankami a stíhačkami ohrozujú Čínsku ľudovu republiku. Aby kiahne deaktivovali s pomocou nanorobotou v iPhonoch chcú aby sme spálili všetky bankovky Euro a poslali im cez Bazoš platbu 68.99£ ktoré je tajne vlastnená Steavom Jobsom ktorý niekoľko rokov naspäť ochorel strašnou chorobou SARSLigma-419,9. Neskôr chcú aj 5 tankov T-34 a reštaurovaný Maus aby z neho kapitalistický ukradli nápady a postavali ešte jedno Rusko a Ukrajinu na západe Slovenska. Hitlerove kiahne sú vysoko nákazlivé a prenášajú sa aj cez internet a monitory najmä cez Micky Mousa a Pay PAL. 5g urýchľuje množenie tohto vyrusu a človek ním nakazený zomrie do päť dni na rakovinu duševného oddielu v usnej masti. Jediný spôsob savyliecit je zavesiť vášho najlepšieho priateľa hore nohami v zariadení na testovanie jadrových zbraní, pomodliť sa všetkým pohanských bohom, spáliť minimálne tri katolícke cirkvi a mat pohlavný styk so zidom. Zdieľajú kým Mark Zukenberg nezmaže!!!!*

This has started to slowly spread already so IMHO it can be already classified as Copy Pasta

# WARNING

This is not true, do not believe stuff written above, this content is meant to be comedy and not be taken seriously.


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