What do I do if my girlfriend ate my lucky third nut?

When I was born I had a very special condition, it was called Tri-nutimossis, I basic ally have three balls. so last night my girlfriend was sucking on my, “lucky nut” and it just fell out into her mouth and she swallower it! She always liked sucking on it calling it, “her little boy” but ever scince she swallowed it she hasn’t given me oral since, what do I do? I can tell she liked the taste. Also my sack wont stop bleeding, Ive staplled it and all, should I do about my weird perdicament? The fact that you are still reading this means you are worthy to know this is all a joke, gotta keep 3 am me entertained somehow!


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