When I was 8 I tried to inflate my penis with a soccer ball pump.

When I was 8 I tried to inflate my penis with a soccer ball pump. I’d heard of penis pumps but looking back I didn’t quite understand the concept.

I stuck the needle into my urethra and inflated a few pushes. It gave me A half chub and a strong urge to urinate. I tried to go per but I just kinda farted out of my dickhole and the per splattered everywhere like a sprinkler. 20 years later I get sharp pains randomly when I urinate. I’m almost positive I have a urethral structure.

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  1. When I was 8 I tried to inflate my penis with a soccer ball pump. I’d heard of penis pumps but looking back I didn’t quite understand the concept.

    I stuck the needle into my urethra and inflated a few pushes. It gave me A half chub and a strong urge to urinate. I tried to go per but I just kinda farted out of my dickhole and the per splattered everywhere like a sprinkler. 20 years later I get sharp pains randomly when I urinate. I’m almost positive I have a urethral structure.

  2. when I have eight attempts to compress my veil using gas pumps. I heard the infiltration of water pumps, but I wanted to return to that concept.

    I block the dilemmas that I took, and some of them have entered. It gives me half dance and strongly destroy urges. I have tried to escape, but I have just emerged from my hole and become on the ground. after 20 years, I was personally painful when I fell. I am almost positive.

  3. When I was eight years old, I tried to paste my ances with a football pump, I heard about the penis pump, but in the back, I did not understand the concept quite.

    I put the needle in Jeretra, and I found a little satienoid. He gave me half a young man and expressed a strong desire to urinate. I tried to go for ever, but I got my holes and homeless out of all the sights in a place like spray after 20 years, and I got random intense pain when I urinate.

  4. Google translated version

    When I was eight, I tried to hit the ball with a pen

    When I was eight, I tried to hit the ball with a pen. I heard the ban, but I didn’t know when to look back.

    I put a little pressure on the bladder. This prevented me from moving the hair and shield I needed to move, but I pushed it into a significantly smaller hole. Twenty years later, I feel better, at least pregnant

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