When the definite edition goes wrong

The DEFECTIVE EDITION is a compilation of bug ridden fucking bullshit that not only defaces the atmospheric integrity of the originals, but also makes them perform infinitely worse. Nobody gives a fuck if you didn’t encounter any issues in your ten to fifteen hour play through. The PS2 Trilogy was defaced beyond oblivion with these trash motherfucking remakes, and nobody can dispute that. GTA3 is still unplayable, and graphically resembles Playmobil products with its lifeless character models and assets. You can’t even fucking sprint for 5 seconds without panting because the movement is fucked, so you have to max out the paramedic missions early on to unlock infinite sprint IN ORDER TO RUN. The gunplay is clunky and doesn’t accomplish the GTAV movement system well at all, whatsoever. Vehicles blow up too fast. Etc etc. GTA VC on my PS5 looks far worse, and even performs worse. When the graphics don’t load during normal speed chases, the frames drop and everything looks blended in and mushed as if 15 different colors of PlayDoh were mixed together resembling nothing identifiable. I can’t even beat the game because the cone crazy mission (used to farm cash for property) is bugged, plus it plays and looks like SHIT. Lastly, GTA SA… the motherfucking worst of them all. Holy fuck. It’s so fucking bad, that I treated it as the final straw and deleted all of the games and never touched them again. Absolute fucking trash shit. Fuck it.


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