When your local homie tells you he is eating Chinese for dinner

depends on what part of the body you eating. I wouldn’t recommend eating the brain since it increases the chances of you getting kuru. Kuru, as defined by google, is a disease of the nervous system that causes physiological and neurological effects which ultimately lead to death. Assuming that you do actually eat the brain, rumor has it that if you are to survive, for more than 1 week, then you will technically have access to 20% of the human brain since you had absorbed the nutrients of the latter’s brain, in reality by the average human standards, you are just using 10% of your brain which has been multiplied by 200% due to eating another lad’s brain. If you are too pussy to take the brain, I do recommend the thighs seasoned with garlic and some spices of your choosing. This is because muscles offer protein and they would provide slow-burning energy since it’s high in fat and glucose. It is most certainly a true delicacy among men. An advantage of eating people from another race such as the Chinese is that if u batter the fingers of a Chinese lad it looks and tastes like Calamari, these tastes comes with ranges from different races and different body parts, such as If you cook and slice the penis it looks and tastes like Chorizo, if you were to cook a vegan the would taste horribly bland apparently, Indians have a hint of Tikka and Mexicans are naturally spiced.
Statistically speaking, you don’t have to add salt to any of the parts you are eating since it’s already salty as it is already. As stated by Science focus, The human body contains many salts, of which sodium chloride is the major one, making up around 0.4 percent of the body’s weight at a concentration pretty well equivalent to that in seawater. So a 50kg person would contain around 200g of sodium chloride – around 40 teaspoons. It is advisable to bake your meat at around 145°F (65°C) for whole women and 160–165°F (70–75°C) for men’s meats. This is because it is easier for men to burn calories than for women to do so. Be sure to choose a meat thermometer that works for you and use it regularly when preparing meat to ensure it’s safe to eat.

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