Who I am? (Please read this before engaging in conversations with me)

I highly recommend that you, dear madghostsor reading this, get some snacks and a cool drink, for this is going to be a long text. Also, don’t feel bad for yourself if you can’t keep up with my deep and complicated troughs, not everyone is born a genius. Having said that, let’s start~

I used to describe myself as “a humble mind in this godforsaken website” but I’ve come to realise that I’m far more than that. After engaging in countless discussions and debates with other madghostsors I have come to realize that I’m on a different level. I’m better. Smarter. You are not and will never be on my intellectual level. Yes, I know this sounds very arrogant, but it’s the simple hard truth. The amount of stupidity I come across in this app is unbelievable. You may be wondering, why waste my time here then? A smart and handsome man like me surely haves a lot of other things to invest his precious time on? You are correct. I have many personal projects but I’ve decided to put these on hold. Why? Because I, not long ago had a relevation.

Unlike most humans who only care about shopping, having girlfriends or going to parties, I’ve always been worried about much more complex issues. One of them, is death. Inevitably and mercilessly it gets us all. Rich, poor, stupid, intelligent, The Grim Reaper doesn’t care.

The clock is ticking and it doesn’t stop. One day I will die. My troughs and ideas will die, and even if I become an important political figure, with enough time I will be forgotten. When I realized this I panicked. Mankind simply can’t afford to forget me. But I’m a real man, and unlike most of madghostsors when facing a problem instead of running away I start working on a solution. And what solution do you think I’ve come up with? I will save madghosts. Rebuild it. Purge it from all the stupidy and bigotry.

You are probably asking yourself, why Madghosts of all things? Why not start a charity organisation, or a new philosophical movement?

Because my innocent madghostsor, the Internet is the future of mankind. And for the best or for the worst Madghosts is the frontpage of the Internet. I will leave my mark here. I’m Empereor Vespasiano and madghosts will be the coliseum. Ages will pass, wars will start and end, frontiers and languages may change but my supreme creation, the new Madghosts will keep on illuminating people for centuries, if not, forever. I am the light you were searching for. I am your savior.

Accept your place under the new madghosts, and your pathetic life might start to get better. I will open your eyes. The world is very different from what you think.

I am the key to forbidden knowledge. Will you open the door, or will you rather die in ignorance?

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What do you think?

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