XIR YES XIR!

>Big yikes, tf is that Private Pyle?

A jelly donut xir!

>Deadass? im shook!

Xir yes xir!

>Are you allowed to slay jelly donuts Private Pyle?

Xir no xir!

>And why not?

Because im a thicc bitch xir!

>Because you are a hecking chonker Private Pyle!

Xir yes xir!

>Private Pyle has been acting mad sus no cap fr, I have tried to help they/them, but I have failed ong. From now, whenever they/them fuck up, I will not punish they/them, I will punish all of you, NO CAP. The way I see it, you owe me one jelly donut. BET

#XIR #XIR

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