You can survive off cum

The average person needs 2,000 calories a day.

The average ejaculation contains around 1 calorie.

That’s 2000 nuts a day or 730,000 nuts per year.

However the average ejaculation is 3 milliliters.

That’s 6000 milliliters or 6 liters a day of cum.

The human stomach can only hold a maximum of 5 liters.

Imagine your entire digestive system filled to the brim with jizz every single day, it sounds awful and I love the taste of cum.

To sustain yourself off of jizz you would need to be the ultimate cumslut.

Extra info:

The average guy takes 5.5 minutes to cum and 20 minutes to recover.

That means if a guy had to cum as his job he would nut roughly 20 times in those 8 hours.

To get 2000 nuts per day you would need 100 dudes working 8 hours a day.

That’s 800 manhours to feed somebody on just jizz for one day.

Assuming you paid them a fair wage if $15 per hour you’re paying $12,000 dollars per day to sustain yourself.

That’s $4,380,000 dollars per year to feed yourself on cum.

And even then you’d be lacking in most nutrients and vitamins.

At least you can make some guys very very happy until you die of malnutrition.


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