You can’t escape ninja

You open Twitch. It’s Ninja. You switch to TikTok. It’s Ninja again. You go to YouTube. Tyler Ninja Fortnite Blevins. Your hands shake with anxiety as you turn off all your devices. Ninja is always there. Your TV, your microwave, your tamagotchi. Finally, after cutting off the electricity to your house and destroying every appliance you own, you attempt to sleep. Closing your eyes, his very unique blue hair and really cool mini fridge fades into view. You try to scream, but the only sound that comes out is the default dance music.

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