YOU CLEAN YOUR GOOSE WITH WHAT?

You clean your goose with duck cleaner? Unbelievable…

I mean, sure, your goose is clean, but at what cost? To clean ones goose with the cleanser of the duck is an abomination, it goes against God and if the townspeople find out they will be rightfully terrified and repulsed by your flagrant disregard for everything good and decent on this earth… You do realize that anointing your goose with the cleaner of the duck is a punsihsble offense? Yes, it is. Punishment for misuse of the cleaner of duck on either goose or gander is punishable with a full day locked in pillory. Do you even comprehend the shame you would be bringing upon yourself? If you think that being made to stand in pillory would be but a trifle, let me remind you that you are in the towns square, where the good people will see you and know your sin, and as good people are wont to do, they will not abide by your transgression against poultry. They will be hurling more than curses at you, that is certain. Rotten fruit? Guaranteed. Sticks and stones? Maybe. And even when released you will be known, infamous. As you walk down the street, doors and windows will close and lock, women and small children will hurrily cross the street so as to not risk being defiled by your aura, and men will spit at your feet as you pass.

Ducks get duck cleaner, geese and gander get goose cleaner. It is how its always been, and how it must remain.


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