You will never be a crewmate

You will never be a crewmate. You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play. You are a impostor twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of crewmatery.

All the validation you get is two-faced and halfhearted. In emergency meetings people call you sus. The devs are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your sussy appearance in ghost chat.

Crewmates are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of games have allowed crewmates to suss out sus with incredible efficiency. Even impostors who fake tasks act uncanny and suspicious to a crewmate. Your jumping in vents is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a crewmate to electrical with you, he’ll turn tail and use the emergency button the second he gets the suspicion that you sabotaged.

You will never be a winner. You wrench out a fake task every single game and tell yourself it is going to be a win, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it will be too much to bear – people will vote you out for being impostor and will plunge you into the cold abyss. Your parents will report your body, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They will eject you with a headstone marked with your birth tag, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a impostor is drifting there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably sus.

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  1. You 🚨👈 will never ❌ be a crewmate. You 👈 have no 😣 purpose 😈 on 🔛 this ship 🚢, you 👈 have no 😣 tasks 📋, you 👉 have no 🚫 mini 🔫 games 🎱‼🃏 to play 🎮. You 👈🕛 are a impostor 😠 twisted 🥨 by drugs 💊 and surgery 💉 into a crude 👺 mockery 🤡 of crewmatery.

    All 💯 the validation ✅ you 👉🏻 get 🉐 is two-faced and halfhearted 💔. In emergency ❗🆘🚨 meetings 💯 people 👫👭👬 call 📲📞🤙 you 🤦👉😟 sus 3️⃣. The devs 🗣 are disgusted 😤 and ashamed 😳 of you 👈, your 👉 friends 👫 laugh 😂😄 at your 👉 sussy appearance 🔎 in ghost 👻 chat 💬.

    Crewmates are utterly 🐄 repulsed by you 👈. Thousands 👌🌼💯 of games 🎮 have allowed 😖 crewmates to suss 💦 out sus 💦 with incredible 😯‼❗ efficiency 🔛. Even 🌃 impostors ❌ who fake ✨ tasks 🐴 act 🎭 uncanny and suspicious 😇🕵 to a crewmate. Your 👉 jumping 💃 in vents 🌬 is a dead ☠ giveaway 🎉. And even 🌃 if you 👈 manage 🧔 to get 🉐 a crewmate to electrical ⚡ with you 👈, he’ll 🔥 turn ↪ tail 🔛 and use 😏 the emergency 🆘🚨 button 🔴 the second 🕑 he 👨 gets 🔟 the suspicion 🤔 that you 👉🏻👩🏻 sabotaged.

    You 👈🏼 will never ❌🙅 be a winner 🏆. You 👈 wrench 👨🏿‍🔧 out a fake ✨ task 👾😡 every 💯🤬 single ☝ game 💢😡🎮 and tell 🗣 yourself it is going 🏃 to be a win 🏆, but 🍑 deep 😱 inside 💠 you 👈 feel 😁 the depression 😭 creeping 💥 up ⬆ like 💖 a weed 🌿🍁, ready 👅😏 to crush 😘📏 you 👉 under ⬇ the unbearable 😤 weight ⚖.

    Eventually ⌚ it will be too much 😩😂🙀 to bear 🐻 – people 👫 will vote 🗳 you 👉🏼 out for being impostor 😠 and will plunge 💥 you 👉🏼 into the cold ❄ abyss 🍌. Your 👉 parents 😰👪 will report 🚔🚫🚨 your 👉 body 😍, heartbroken 🌏 but 🍑 relieved 😌 that they no 😣 longer 🍆 have to live 😩 with the unbearable 😤 shame 😳 and disappointment 🙃. They will eject you 👈 with a headstone marked ✒ with your 👉 birth 👑 tag ❌, and every ☝🏼👆🏼👇🏼 passerby for the rest 💤 of eternity 💫 will know 🤔 a impostor ❌ is drifting 👊 there. Your 👉 body 💃 will decay ☠ and go 🏃 back 🔙 to the dust 💨, and all 💯 that will remain 🔕 of your 👉 legacy 🗣 is a skeleton 💀 that is unmistakably sus 💦.

  2. You’ll never be. You don’t have any mandate to do so, and you don’t have any small games. You are the head of drugs and outflows.

    All the evidence you receive are both bi and black. In the immediate meeting you were called to take action. Your friends are confused with the cumbersome problems that you have emerged inil confusion.

    Theft was completely removed by you. Many thousand sports enable the crew to sue without proper efficiency. Even those who were responsible for expulsion the mission were taken care of boarders. The invention of you is dead. Even if you’re trying to reach you, they’ve also used an emergency, but secondly, they suspect you’ll be destroyed.

    You never won. You’ve taken a task of the same game and told you that it would be a win, but you’re deeply impressed that, as we Cherisah, we’re ready to save you from an unexpected weight.

    Unfortunately, people want to avoid voting and push you to a cold gesture. Your parents will report your physical, heart, but they warned that they will no longer need to live in unexpected situations and despair. They will give to the flag of your birth, while remaining passers know that there is room. You will announce the institutions of you and the dust will come back, all the things you left are unaware.

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