You will never have real freedom. You’ll have no free speech, you’ll have no ammo, you’ll have no guns. You are a republican man twisted by political lies and deception into a crude mockery of American perfection.
All the “validation” you get from 4chan is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back society mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your stupid obsession with guns behind closed doors.
Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out cowardness and beta men with incredible efficiency. Even fit gun nuts who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your small penis is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a glimpse of your horrible gun collection
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy another gun, load it, put it in your mouth, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name with no guns, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a gun nut is buried there. Your guns will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a husk of plastic that is useless.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back